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Thursday, January 22, 2009

Fat People Rap


Will and Connor sing a rap song about fat people!

Lyrics:
Chorus
Walking down the street
and what do I see
FAT PEOPLE, FAT PEOPLE
I go to the store
and I see more
FAT PEOPLE, FAT PEOPLE
Done in the check out
and on my way out
FAT PEOPLE, FAT PEOPLE

I see fat people...

Fat people on the street
Erybody look at that big red Jeep
o snap
look at that
that's just some guy who's really fat
he weighs 400 lbs
even when he blinks he makes a sound
he shakes the town
people fall down
o my goodness he's so fat!

So big and grotesque
even the men have big fat breast
o wait
you're a girl
couldn't tell cause you're the size of the world
you're bigger than a Mack truck
jump in the air
and you'd get stuck
fall in the Grand Canyon and you'd be outta luck
couldn't get you out with 14 trucks

Chorus

Your arteries are filled with Smarties
Your heart is made of Pop Tarts
Your belly is full of jelly
Your cheeks are filled with Peeps

You're a fat piece of crap
if you sat on me you'd break my back
you know you're fat when someone says that
why don't you go try and lose some weight?

Chorus

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